welcome, anonymous (identify yourself?)

welcome to doobdood.ooo, a repository of important images and videos. the curator welcomes your presence and invites you to explore his slowly growing collection.

the curator is currently accepting contributions of important files. while everyone believes their files are important, there are also 8 fucking billion of you, hence by the pigeonhole principle they can't all be that important. our rigorous pigeonholing process ensures that the gallery consists of genuinely important files worth preserving on our limited server space.

while pending review, images and videos of unknown importance are held in alcatraz indefinitely and without due process. rejects are placed on death row and are drawn and quartered after a week. all decisions are final.